yoisthisracist: anonymous asked: You can’t deny you hate white people. Which is stupid. White people suffer like any other race. You are a farce and prove that there is “such a thing” as prejudice against white people. This is you: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M A RACIST AND I BARELY KNOW HOW TO READ WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I THINK I CAN JUST ASSERT STUFF AND IT MAKES IT TRUE BECAUSE I AM STUPID...
yoisthisracist: anonymous asked: My grandpa used to say racist shit but some of my cousins and I made it a point to yell at him about it, and he hasn’t in a long time, and my mom says it upset him that we were so bothered by it so he tried to change and did. So, you know, it isn’t fucking futile, don’t assume they’re too old to get it right; if you love them have some faith that they are capable...
randomstuff134: sodamnrelatable: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
It’s a monumental overask to expect women to be gentle with the egos of men who...– No One is Entitled to Sex: Why We Should Mock the Nice Guys of OkCupid (via peachersen)
tiny-umbrella: bluntedanimehunk: hunewm: bluntedanimehunk: internetlaureate: bluntedanimehunk: why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. um Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time uM ...
"May the toilet paper run out on you, and the next roll be out of reach"
"May all your eggs be undercooked and may all your bacon burn."
"May you run out of your drink just when your thirst touches you worst"
"May there be Legos wherever your bare feet step."
"May you gain enough weight to need new pants"
"May you oversleep on the day of your performance review."
"May you spill your drink just before you go out with a new relationship, that you might look like you peed yourself"
"May you always have an itch that you just can't scratch."
"May your food cause you to run to the bathroom, and not make it in time"
"May you spill bleach on your favorite shirt."
"May your tires go flat (including the spare)"
"May your best friend forget your birthday."
"May your MOTHER forget your birthday"
"May you run out of gas three miles from the nearest station while it's pouring down rain."
"May a sharp pebble find it's way into your shoe."
"May a dog urinate on your belongings."
"May food become constantly stuck in your teeth."
"May you never be able to get the bartender's attention."
"May you bite down on a seed in every fruit you eat."
"May you always be a dollar short when the bills are due."
"May you never have enough change for the parking meter"
"And may the meter readers be attentive."
"May your tires find every pothole."
"May the next person you piss off be a witch."
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years
When I see a cute guy wearing really awful shoes
wtf, plus size clothing manufacturers?:... →
wtfplus: 5in5challenge asked wtfplus Hi, I have a friend who is fat and very self-conscious/hates her body. It breaks my heart because I love her and she is wonderful and beautiful. Is there anything that I can say/do as a not-fat person that could help her feel better about herself/be comfortable…
yoisthisracist: anonymous asked: The Catholic Church excommunicated a priest for suggesting that homosexuals should have rights, but has not excommunicated any priests for molesting and raping children. This is not a good display of priorities. :( Yeah, it’s almost like the Catholic Church is a bullshit hateful organization that espouses literally the antithesis of anything moral at all.
everythingistemporaryanyway: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember hilarious ^ Some men have vaginas, dummies.
When my roommate is video chatting with her...
It is worth noting in this respect that the original proletariat was not the...– Terry Eagleton, Why Marx Was Right (via commiekinkshamer)