October 2011
48 posts
The Ultra-Orthodox: Old World Misogyny in the New... →
In the Hasidic section of Williamsburg signs were bolted to a tree that read in Yiddish: Precious Jewish Daughter: Please move to the side when a man approaches!
One of the FailedMessiah snarkier commenters thoughtfully translated the sign’s true meaning for the rest of us: Step aside, bitch. You’re in the presence of a PENIS. The Sacred Bobbed Dick makes its owner the Crown of Creation,...
Thirteen Observations made by Lemony Snicket while... →
If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn’t mean you would be a midget if you were bald.
“Fortune” is a word for having a lot of money and for having a lot of luck, but that does not mean the word has two definitions.
Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it...
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