jerrymuffinbutt: If you’ve gained weight, it just means there’s more of you to smash the patriarchy with.
I just paid $300.00 in bills this month but I’m not sure why. All I want is for my expensive ass electricity to make the beers I just bought cold. OKAY? CAN YOU DO THAT ELECTRICITY? motherfucker.
bravisandnutthead: Just because you jerk off to it, doesn’t make it porn.
when people get mad at other people saying that something they did was...– tooth&nail: (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow) #DENY THAT YOUR FRIEND HAS A FOOT #oms #additionally i would like to supply: #suggest that your friend enjoys having their toes trampled #tell your friend to ask nicely #tell your friend that you’re just trying to prepare them for the harsh...
virginsucide: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
gugugutwrench: vietmam: Today is my day off and of course it’s raining so let’s make a list of things to do.. -watch the season finale of True Blood -keep watching Ken Burns: Baseball -attempt to finish any of the following books Asterios Polyp The Streets of Crocodiles Black Hole The Bottomless Bellybutton -eat a pizza, or two -all the soda solid day This is the bar. It has been set,...
When I actually do something right
Pussy Riot’s fans in the West need to understand that their heroes’ dissent will...– The Wrong Reasons to Back Pussy Riot, Vadim Nikitin for the New York Times (via suzy-x)
bravisandnutthead: If I had a beer for every time someone sighed or said something along the lines of ‘such a shame’ when I told them their books would be due back on September 11th today I’d be dead.
The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to...– Joseph Gordon-Levitt (via creatingaquietmind) I still have not seen this movie. I constantly see references to it on tumblr and have been meaning to watch it. Gonna move that *meaning to* up to *will watch* :) Also both the characters in this movie are so self obsessed and obnoxious that it makes...