August 2012
90 posts
jerrymuffinbutt:
If you’ve gained weight, it just means there’s more of you to smash the patriarchy with.
I just paid $300.00 in bills this month but I’m not sure why.
All I want is for my expensive ass electricity to make the beers I just bought cold. OKAY? CAN YOU DO THAT ELECTRICITY? motherfucker.
bravisandnutthead:
Just because you jerk off to it, doesn’t make it porn.
“when people get mad at other people saying that something they did was...”
– tooth&nail: (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)
#DENY THAT YOUR FRIEND HAS A FOOT #oms #additionally i would like to supply: #suggest that your friend enjoys having their toes trampled #tell your friend to ask nicely #tell your friend that you’re just trying to prepare them for the harsh...
virginsucide:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
gugugutwrench:
vietmam:
Today is my day off and of course it’s raining so let’s make a list of things to do..
-watch the season finale of True Blood -keep watching Ken Burns: Baseball -attempt to finish any of the following books
Asterios Polyp The Streets of Crocodiles Black Hole The Bottomless Bellybutton
-eat a pizza, or two -all the soda
solid day
This is the bar. It has been set,...
When I actually do something right
whatshouldwecallme:
“Pussy Riot’s fans in the West need to understand that their heroes’ dissent will...”
– The Wrong Reasons to Back Pussy Riot, Vadim Nikitin for the New York Times (via suzy-x)
bravisandnutthead:
If I had a beer for every time someone sighed or said something along the lines of ‘such a shame’ when I told them their books would be due back on September 11th today I’d be dead.
“The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to...”
– Joseph Gordon-Levitt (via creatingaquietmind)
I still have not seen this movie. I constantly see references to it on tumblr and have been meaning to watch it. Gonna move that *meaning to* up to *will watch* :)
Also both the characters in this movie are so self obsessed and obnoxious that it makes...
